Little Monkey: Eggs come out of chickens butts??

Me: umm… i think so? ( totally caught of guard by the question)

Little Monkey: That is so gross, we cant eat eggs that come out of chicken butts! I’m glad we get ours from the Commissary.

Me: well the commissary gets the eggs from farms that have chickens that lay eggs.

Little Monkey: what? (sigh) i guess i will have to still like eggs then. I hope the chickens don’t fart on the eggs, I cant eat eggs that chickens fart on!

Ladies and gentlemen, this is how you know you have a boy living under your rough.  heehee